The Corporate Playbook They Never Sent You — The Unwritten Rules of Corporate Survival for Your First Job
For First-Jobbers, Corps Members & New Hires on Probation

The Invisible Rulebook That Saved a Surulere Graduate's 90-Day Probation

Tobi, 24, from Surulere, had no godfather and no connections — just the unwritten rules nobody teaches. The Corporate Playbook They Never Sent You writes them all down: the emails, the meetings, the visibility moves, and the week-by-week plan for your first 90 days.

  • 8 chapters of word-for-word scripts — what to write, what to say, when to say it
  • Built for Nigerian & African offices — WhatsApp-first, hierarchical, probation-driven
  • Works for remote roles with foreign companies too — Global Workplace Notes throughout

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THE CORPORATE PLAYBOOK THEY NEVER SENT YOU
The Unwritten Rules of Corporate Survival for Your First Job
THE CORPORATE PLAYBOOK
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The First 90 Days

You Got the Job. Now Every Day Feels Like a Test You Didn't Study For.

Every email feels like a trap. Every meeting feels like a performance. And probation is only 90 days — nobody tells you the rules you're being judged by until you've already broken them.

School prepared you for the work. It did not prepare you for the workplace. You know how to do the job — what you don't know is whether "send me a mail" means a formal email or a WhatsApp message, whether speaking up makes you look sharp or out of your lane, and why some people get confirmed and promoted while others with the same talent get quietly let go.

These rules exist. They are real, they are enforced, and they are completely invisible — until you break one in public.

Why the Usual Advice Fails You

  • LinkedIn influencer fluff — "be proactive, own your growth" with zero actual scripts
  • US-centric books & YouTube — written for flat American offices; silent on African hierarchy, titles, and WhatsApp-first workplaces
  • HR onboarding — a 45-minute video and a policy handbook that say nothing about surviving a Tuesday
  • Asking colleagues — everyone is protecting their own KPIs, and every question exposes what you don't know
  • ₦50,000+ career coaches — money a probation salary can't stretch to
  • Trial and error — the default method, where every error is public and expensive
What's Inside

A 3-Phase Operating System for Your First Job

Eight chapters that take you from decoding your office's invisible systems to executing a week-by-week plan for your first 90 days.

PHASE 1

DECODE

Learn the four invisible systems running your office — time, communication register, decision-making, and credit — before you break a rule in public.

PHASE 2

OPERATE

Run the daily playbook: the email anatomy, Slack/WhatsApp etiquette, the weekly update formula, the pre-meeting move, and the visibility system.

PHASE 3

ADVANCE

Use AI at work without getting burned, crack how feedback and promotions actually work, and execute the 30-60-90 check-in system.

1

The Invisible Rulebook

Decode the four invisible systems — time, communication, decision-making, and credit — that decide who survives probation.

2

The Art of Corporate Communication

The email anatomy that gets fast replies, WhatsApp/Slack etiquette, and the tone-fix table — what "per my last email" really says.

3

Managing Up Without Sucking Up

The Weekly Update Formula — the 30-second script that makes you look senior beyond your experience.

4

Meetings Are Political, Not Informational

The Pre-Meeting Move and the First-Five-Minutes Rule — how to speak up without getting talked over.

5

The Visibility System

Low-effort, high-impact moves that make your work impossible to ignore — even if you're an introvert, even remotely.

6

AI at Work — The 2026 Survival Guide

Which tasks to hand to AI and which to own — the disclosure framework that protects your reputation.

7

Feedback, Reviews & Getting Promoted

The 30-60-90 Check-In System and how promotion decisions actually get made behind closed doors.

8

Your First 90 Days Playbook

The week-by-week plan — what to do (and never do) from day 1 to day 90.

Everything You Get Tonight

The Complete Playbook + 4 Bonuses

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  • The Corporate Playbook They Never Sent You — the complete 8-chapter ebook (PDF) ₦15,000 value
  • BONUS 1The Copy-Paste Script Pack — all 20 word-for-word scripts in one swipe file ₦7,500 value
  • BONUS 2The First 90 Days Checklist — the week-by-week plan on one printable page ₦5,000 value
  • BONUS 3The AI Prompt Library Starter Pack — 22 ready-to-use prompts for work ₦5,000 value
  • BONUS 45 Unwritten Corporate Email Rules Nobody Teaches You — the junior-flagging mistakes, fixed ₦3,000 value
Total Value ₦35,500
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  • The Buried Ask Fix — put your request where it actually gets seen
  • The Formality Register Rule — match the recipient, every time
  • The Subject Line Rule — your subject line is a decision
  • The Reply-All Trap — when it’s a power move vs. a career slip
  • The Tone-Swap Table — what “per my last email” really says

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Quick Answers

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a physical book?
No. It's a digital PDF you download instantly after payment — all 5 files (the main book plus 4 bonuses). Read it on your phone, tablet, or laptop, and re-download anytime from your Selar account.
How do I receive it after paying?
Immediately. Selar sends your download link the moment your payment is confirmed. Pay with card, bank transfer, or USSD.
I don't work in tech. Is this still relevant?
Yes. The rules apply to banks, consulting firms, oil & gas, NGOs, media, government agencies, and remote work — any environment with managers, meetings, and email.
I'm still in school or serving (NYSC). Should I buy it now or later?
Now is the cheaper time to learn it. The book is written for people before and during their first 90 days — reading it before day one is the advantage.
Does it apply outside Nigeria?
Yes. The core rules are universal, and every chapter includes Global Workplace Notes for African and other hierarchical work cultures — including WhatsApp-first offices and remote work for foreign companies.
What if I'm not sure it's for me?
Get the free guide first — 5 Unwritten Corporate Email Rules Nobody Teaches You. It comes straight from the Playbook and shows you exactly how practical the full book is. If it helps you, the full book is 8 chapters of the same, plus 4 bonuses.

The Rules Exist — Learn Them the Easy Way or the Hard Way

₦35,500 worth of practical survival tools for ₦7,500. Read it tonight. Use the first script tomorrow morning. Let your manager wonder where you learned all this.

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